Choose. A. Color.
Your loli is hungry. What do you feed them?
You discover that your loli has powers! What element would it be?
Avatar the Last Airbender
Loli wants to play a game. What do you play?
Roses are red. Violets are blue.
Aww, loli's looking extra adorable, so you compliment them. How do they react?
Which animal do you particularly relate with the most?
Darling in the Franxx
What's your loli's hidden talent?
Dragon Ball Z
You plan on going on a trip with your loli. How do you get to your destination?
It's a hot day out, so you get a boba drink with your loli. What flavor do you get?
BONUS: Pick a set of traits that describe you the most.
Who is Your Loli?
You got the most adorable dragon loli that ever exists! Kanna can manipulate electricity and is strong as all the other dragons despite her size. Remember that she recharges simply by plugging her tail into an outlet. And make sure to take real good care of her with daily headpats!
EX-PLOOOO-SION! Megumin may be a cute one trick mage, but she is the most overpowered amongst the group. Allow ample time for her to recover since she's basically paralyzed after using her ability once. Just keep YOUR "chunchunmaru" in where it should be when she's like that.
You got the white chocob- I mean, Filo! The cutest birb! The she-will-kick-you-in-the-gonads-if-you-insult-her birb! She loves, and is more than capable of, pulling wagons for you to travel cross country. Feed her lots to satiate that appetite of hers, and she'll remain loyal to you.
Platelet will be there to rescue you in times of need when you happen upon scrapes, cuts, and other open wounds. They don't live for very long (only up to 10 days), so treat them well. But rest assured, there are plenty more platelets to come afterwards. Imagine: an unlimited source of LOLIS!
Runa is the psychopathic loli you probably never asked for. But she's still adorable, and requires plenty of sweets like lollipops and time to play videogames (do not mistake for Umaru Doma). Treat her with respect, and she'll likely not sadistically enjoy your sufferings in life. Yikes... Good luck next time!
You actually got a legal loli. Unless it's YOU who's underage. Either way, you get to be pampered all day long, be greeted a warm welcome home, and have a fluffy-fluff to FLUFF (her tail) whenever you please. Her mere presence and wonderful cooking will make you never want to leave the house.
I like long walks on the beach. Just kidding, I'm actually terrified of stepping in the water myself. But I do like fries. Or any form of the potato.